Sunday, January 18, 2009

Vitax Poziomkowa


Vitax Poziomkowa Tea

When one thinks of winter, one generally pictures cold, dreary days spent trapped in the house like a restless (but majestic), caged mountain lion. Winter rarely summons memories of gamboling delightedly through sunny, daisy-filled meadows, but that is exactly the sensation I experienced yesterday in the midst of a frigid Midwestern January. How, one might ask, was I able to enjoy the warm, tingly delight of the senses that accompanies the arrival of spring when in fact winter was only just beginning? The answer lies in the magical elixir known as Vitax Poziomkowa tea. Poziomki, the Polish name for a type of wild strawberry known for its mythical healing powers, make a brilliant addition to any tea experience, and the tea-concocting wizards at Vitax deserve the highest possible praises for their ingenious decision to combine tea and poziomki into one ultimate food/beverage experience. After steeping for roughly eight minutes, the initial beverage was slightly bitter, but the addition of sugar and honey accentuated the delightful sweet succulence of the magical Polish poziomki and transformed the drink into an enchanting potion of tea satisfaction that I hope to enjoy again and again and again and again.

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Packaging (bag): Deceptive; a seemingly mundane tea bag with an austere, green “Vitax” label attached cleverly cultivates the appearance that this is merely an every-day tea experience. How absolutely false.

Color: an entrancing oscillation between a rich burgundy-rose and a chilling Persian velvet/blood tone

Type: miraculous

Caffeine Content: ideal

Smell: heavenly

Taste: divine

Good With: honey, sugar, candlelit dinners

Steeping Time: 8 Minutes

Time of Day Best to Drink: from immediately after awakening until well after sleep has settled in

Texture: if this tea were clothing, its texture would surpass the finest Chinese silk made out of the purest silvery spider-webs covered with the most dazzling scintillations of dew

Price: bliss is priceless

3 comments:

  1. Ah edzio, your blogging skills continue to amaze me. What lovely descriptions you used to give the reader a clean cut image of the tea itself. I especially am in awe of your good with candle lit dinners bit. truely magical. I applaud you. carry on.

    Your fellow tea blogger,
    Ms. Teana S. Herberno

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  2. Why are you crazy kids drinking so much tea anyway? Instead of caffeinated beverages what you all need is a good night's sleep. And candle lit dinners?? All you need is to be loopy and caffeinated on tea and playing with fire at the same time . . . sounds like a recipe for disaster . . .
    Your common sense angel,
    Ms. Iprie Ferwater

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  3. My GD ... Was invited tomy friend's home on the 16th floor ... a penthouse with 360 degree views.. she offered me a cupof this magical tea.... the ambience the taste.. the company... brilliant.
    she gave me a box.. she is from Poland
    amazing

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