Formosa Gunpowder

Formosa Gunpowder

Just as gunpowder has instigated violent conflicts all across the world for centuries, the Formosa Gunpowder tea at College Hill Coffee Co. initiated a violent riot of sensual conflict in my mouth, nostrils, and eyes that will continue to rage for centuries to come. The complex flavor explosion of Formosa Gunpowder triggered a multifaceted sensual reaction in my mouth as my taste buds rifled through a multitude of possible flavors presented by the tea, finally settling on a hodgepodge mixture of tea-tasting pleasure. Perhaps I had jumped the gun by downing the first cup without adding any sugar; the tea fired a shot of flavor intensity that hit me like a bullet, and I was unarmed and unprepared to do anything about it. Adding some sugar took some of the edge off the cold, hard steel of flavor concentration, and after that I was able to greatly enjoy my Second Amendment right to drink Formosa Gunpowder tea.

Rating Scale:

Color: resembled the well-preserved wood of a Lee Enfield rife

Type: Green

Caffeine Content: this tea was packing some serious heat!

Smell (1-10): aggressive

Taste (1-10): belligerent

Good With: sugar, muskets, cannons

Time of Day Best to Drink: immediately before/after hunting

Texture: powdery and explosive

Price: $2.08 (including tax) at College Hill Coffee Co. in Cincinnati, OH

Note: I was a bit under the gun when writing this review because I was well past deadline, so I apologize that my critiques did not make much sense and served only as a vessel for a few poorly thought out puns regarding firearms. Shoot me.

Ginger Peach

I am a firm believer that a person’s atmosphere can make or break any experience. In this case, the atmosphere in which I tried ginger peach tea only added to the heartwarming feeling I got with every sip. Understanding that this is a tea blog, I want to talk mainly about the tea itself but as I said before, I could not have asked for a more relaxing and warm atmosphere. The live music by an aspiring artist (aka’d as Gabe Wright) was soothing, the waitresses were especially helpful in assisting with decision making, and it seems as if the smiles and laughter were contagious and inextinguishable.
At first I was a little hesitant to order the Ginger Peach even though the title itself is so inviting. This is because I’ve always been rather skeptical of artificial fruit flavors. I needed reassurance to make my decision and the waitress as well as close friend of the group’s, Emma Webster, convinced me to go with the Ginger Peach.
When the tea came out, we were each given individual thermal pots as well as cute little strainers. I thoroughly enjoyed using the strainer while pouring the tea, anxious to try the first cup. The smell alone was enough to give me assurance that I had made the right choice. The peach flavor was the most evident but not too intruding. I was very thrilled with my pick of the night. In fact, although I try not to order the same tea twice, I may have to reconsider this rule and spend another visit sipping on the ginger peach tea sometime very soon. With the being said, I encourage all of you tea drinkers to always try new flavors and classes of teas. Never shy away from an opportunity to explore the possibilities. Who knows, the new and unknown could soon become the comforting and familiar.

Rating Scale:

Packaging(bag): Personal thermal pot, tea specks were inside a little ball shaped chamber inside the pot

Color: Tanish peach

Type: Regular

Caffeine Content: Medium

Smell (1-10): 7

Taste (1-10): 8.25 The peach was very pleasantly dominant

Good With: Natural sugar and a very small amount of milk

Steeping Time: Varies 3 to 9 minutes

Time of Day Best to Drink: Even though there is caffeine, the perfect time for me is the evening

Texture: Indescribable

Price: 1.95 per thermal pot

English Breakfast

English Breakfast

It's a beautiful Saturday when all four members of Herbatki can get together and enjoy four distinctly different teas at a local coffee shop. Some live music (Gabe Wright: accompanying amatuer sketch by me at the end of this review) and the smiles of friends could only work to enhance my experience of English Breakfast tea. Until team-member Edzio dropped his sugar packed in his tea of course (So much for aficionado, right?). The tea was not any exotic or fantastical flavor, but I think it was just right. English Breakfast is a good tea for beginners because it has no surprises; it's authentic and straight to the point. According to Mr.Breakfast.com, English Breakfast tea was actually invented in Edinburgh, Scotland. How's that for a fun fact! All in all, English Breakfast is a homely choice that should not be overlooked for those entering the tea scene.

Rating Scale:

Color: Golden Tan (Reminisces of the grimy gold mine that my father toiled in as a child in Hungary)

Type: Regular Tea

Caffeine Content: High

Smell (1-10): 4.5

Taste (1-10): 6

Good With: Honey, Milk, A Blueberry Muffin, Live Music

Steeping Time: Light and sufficient after 4 minutes, strong and powerful after 8.

Time of Day Best to Drink: Early Morning (for Breakfast!), or whenever you need a caffeine boost.

Texture: Thin, but full of flavor

Price: $1.95 At College Hill Coffee Co. in Cincinnati, Ohio

Amateur Sketch of Gabe Wright (click to view larger):

Vitax Poziomkowa

Vitax Poziomkowa Tea

When one thinks of winter, one generally pictures cold, dreary days spent trapped in the house like a restless (but majestic), caged mountain lion. Winter rarely summons memories of gamboling delightedly through sunny, daisy-filled meadows, but that is exactly the sensation I experienced yesterday in the midst of a frigid Midwestern January. How, one might ask, was I able to enjoy the warm, tingly delight of the senses that accompanies the arrival of spring when in fact winter was only just beginning? The answer lies in the magical elixir known as Vitax Poziomkowa tea. Poziomki, the Polish name for a type of wild strawberry known for its mythical healing powers, make a brilliant addition to any tea experience, and the tea-concocting wizards at Vitax deserve the highest possible praises for their ingenious decision to combine tea and poziomki into one ultimate food/beverage experience. After steeping for roughly eight minutes, the initial beverage was slightly bitter, but the addition of sugar and honey accentuated the delightful sweet succulence of the magical Polish poziomki and transformed the drink into an enchanting potion of tea satisfaction that I hope to enjoy again and again and again and again.

Rating Scale:

Packaging (bag): Deceptive; a seemingly mundane tea bag with an austere, green “Vitax” label attached cleverly cultivates the appearance that this is merely an every-day tea experience. How absolutely false.

Color: an entrancing oscillation between a rich burgundy-rose and a chilling Persian velvet/blood tone

Type: miraculous

Caffeine Content: ideal

Smell: heavenly

Taste: divine

Good With: honey, sugar, candlelit dinners

Steeping Time: 8 Minutes

Time of Day Best to Drink: from immediately after awakening until well after sleep has settled in

Texture: if this tea were clothing, its texture would surpass the finest Chinese silk made out of the purest silvery spider-webs covered with the most dazzling scintillations of dew

Price: bliss is priceless

Lipton Soothing Moments Spiced Chai

Lipton Soothing Moments Spiced Chai

I found this nice old Lipton tea bag in the depths of our coffee/tea cabinet and it didn’t have an accompanying box. I have a feeling that Lipton doesn’t produce this certain brand of tea anymore, as I had trouble finding it anywhere online (accompanying picture is the most similar item I could find). I steeped the tea for about eight minutes, but if you can get your hands on this stuff, I would definitely recommend more time than that. The tea by itself seemed sort of bland but did have a small spiced kick to it that was strongly complimented by the addition of milk and honey. I’ve had Chai tea many a time at cafes and this Soothing Moments brand did not measure up to the freshly concocted tea from your local coffee shop. Good tea for a day when your fingers still tingle from the cold weather outside. The aroma, if not the taste, will do a decent job of warming your spirits.

Rating Scale:

Packaging (bag): Simple white enclosure individual packaging that holds tea bag itself

Color: Golden Brown/ Rich Tan

Type: Chai Tea

Caffeine Content: ?

Smell (1-10): 7

Taste (1-10): 5

Good With: Honey; Milk and Honey

Steeping Time: 8+ Minutes

Time of Day Best to Drink: Dinner, Evening

Texture: Thin, smooth

Price: $6.50 for a 28ct Box (~$.25 per bag) [if you can find it!]